I remember there was a thread like this dedicated to sharing Ninja sexual secrets, but IUNAGERBILINSIDEME deleted it, along with half the board. So here we go
again.
Please share your secret Ninja sexual techniques here, so REAL Ninjas will be able to spice things up for that special lady.
I'll start- The Superman.
Recently brought to the world's attention courtesy of Soulja Boy, who I suspect is a Ninja. Best performed as follows; When you and your significant lady are asleep in bed, you get up, and ejaculate on her back. Then you spread the sheets over her naked, sticky shoulders, and escape through the nearest window, preferably from a great height, making sure to leave it open and the curtains flapping as notification of your escape.
When the lovely lady wakes up, she'll find the bed empty, and as she gets up in surprise, the semen will have glued the sheet to her back, providing her with as a disgusting and sexy reminder of what a manipulative bitch she was. Crying optional.
(NB - This is my equivelant of the missionary position.)
Please share your secret Ninja sexual techniques here, so REAL Ninjas will be able to spice things up for that special lady.
I'll start- The Superman.
Recently brought to the world's attention courtesy of Soulja Boy, who I suspect is a Ninja. Best performed as follows; When you and your significant lady are asleep in bed, you get up, and ejaculate on her back. Then you spread the sheets over her naked, sticky shoulders, and escape through the nearest window, preferably from a great height, making sure to leave it open and the curtains flapping as notification of your escape.
When the lovely lady wakes up, she'll find the bed empty, and as she gets up in surprise, the semen will have glued the sheet to her back, providing her with as a disgusting and sexy reminder of what a manipulative bitch she was. Crying optional.
(NB - This is my equivelant of the missionary position.)
